“Built Different” Adult Goalie Tee

$26.00 USD

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Who in their right mind signs up to be a human backstop for frozen rubber missiles? Exactly. The “Built Different” Goalie Tee from Lumber Hockey Club is for the beautifully unhinged brick walls who eat shots, chirps, and backdoor tap-ins for breakfast.

Whether you’re stacking pads in the beer league finals or just reliving your last glove save at the bar, this shirt lets the world know you’re wired different—and proud of it. It’s soft, breathable, and built to handle everything but your team’s defensive breakdowns.

Why it stays solid between the pipes:

Lightweight, cotton/poly blend that breathes easier than your defense
Reinforced shoulder tape and side seams—no sagging, no excuses
Ribbed collar built to bounce back, unlike that 5-hole snipe
Ethically made for peace of mind (because nothing else in net is peaceful)
Fits great under your gear or over your shattered hopes and dreams

Care instructions:

Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F)
Tumble dry low—like your GAA before the playoffs
No bleach (unless it’s the tears of your shooter)
Medium iron if needed, but really, just hang it on your glove
Do not dry clean—this tee gets sweaty on purpose

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Quantity

Specification

How to choose stick?

HAND: Right hand on top? Congrats, you’re a lefty. Welcome to the better side.

STICK FLEX: Our sticks have intentionally low flex values, making them whippy and fast!

BLADE CURVE We offer limited configurations on our sticks to make it as simple as possible.

P92: A strong mid-curve for balance and puck control.
P28: A more aggressive toe curve for max whippiness.

Warranty

At Chirp, we know lumber snaps, blades chip, and sometimes the local bender "borrows" your stick and forgets to return it. That’s why we’re proud to offer the Chirp Lumber Guarantee. Break it in your first shift or lose it in the parking lot three seasons from now—no worries. We’ll hook you up with one free replacement, no questions asked. None of that 30-day nonsense like the other guys. You play hard, we’ve got your back.

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Construction
Chirp sticks are packed with the latest carbon tech—light, lethal, and loud.
Affordability
Top-tier twigs, minus the sticker shock.
Max Whip
Our sticks have low flex and hybrid kick points for quick snaps and unreal control!

FAQ

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes! We offer free standard shipping on all U.S. orders over $300.
How do I place an order on ChirpSticks.com?

Simply browse our collection, choose your hockey stick or gear, select the size or variant if applicable, and click "Add to Cart." When you're ready, head to checkout and follow the prompts to complete your purchase.
How will I know if my order went through?

After you place an order, you’ll receive a confirmation email with your order number and details. If you don't see it, check your spam or promotions folder.
Can I modify or cancel my order after placing it?

Orders are processed quickly to ensure fast shipping. If you need to change or cancel your order, please email support@chirpsticks.com as soon as possible. We cannot guarantee changes once the order is in progress.
When will my order ship?

Orders usually ship within 1–2 business days. You’ll get a shipping confirmation email with tracking info once it’s on the way.
What if my package doesn’t arrive or is delayed?

Shipping carriers may experience delays beyond our control. If your order hasn’t arrived within the estimated timeframe, contact us at support@chirpsticks.com and we’ll help you investigate.
How can I track my order?

Once your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking number. Use it to monitor your delivery on the carrier’s website.

“Built Different” Adult Goalie Tee