Certified Dust Hockey T-Shirt – Funny Adult Hockey Shirt for Players, Coaches, and Rink Rats

$26.00 USD

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Not everyone makes the lineup. Some get certified.
If you're the last pick, the first chirp, or just here for post-game beers — the Certified Dust Hockey T-Shirt is your honorary jersey.

Designed for hockey players, beer leaguers, coaches, and rink rats who know their role and own it with pride (or sarcasm), this tee blends comfort, grit, and locker room humor into one legendary piece of gear. Rock it in the barn, on the pond, or while shouting at mites from behind the glass.

Why It Hits Different:
– A brutally honest badge of honor for hockey misfits
– Soft and breathable enough for overtime and afterparties
– Makes a killer gift for hockey dads, teammates, and league warriors

Product Features:

Side-seamed construction for better shape retention
Ribbed collar stays snug through the grind
Shoulder taping adds stability
Made with premium airlume-combed, ring-spun cotton
Tear-away label for zero itch, max comfort

Care Instructions:

Machine wash warm (max 40C / 105F)
Tumble dry low
Iron medium heat if needed
No dry cleaning — it’s a hockey shirt, not a suit

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Quantity

Specification

How to choose stick?

HAND: Right hand on top? Congrats, you’re a lefty. Welcome to the better side.

STICK FLEX: Our sticks have intentionally low flex values, making them whippy and fast!

BLADE CURVE We offer limited configurations on our sticks to make it as simple as possible.

P92: A strong mid-curve for balance and puck control.
P28: A more aggressive toe curve for max whippiness.

Warranty

At Chirp, we know lumber snaps, blades chip, and sometimes the local bender "borrows" your stick and forgets to return it. That’s why we’re proud to offer the Chirp Lumber Guarantee. Break it in your first shift or lose it in the parking lot three seasons from now—no worries. We’ll hook you up with one free replacement, no questions asked. None of that 30-day nonsense like the other guys. You play hard, we’ve got your back.

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Construction
Chirp sticks are packed with the latest carbon tech—light, lethal, and loud.
Affordability
Top-tier twigs, minus the sticker shock.
Max Whip
Our sticks have low flex and hybrid kick points for quick snaps and unreal control!

FAQ

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes! We offer free standard shipping on all U.S. orders over $300.
How do I place an order on ChirpSticks.com?

Simply browse our collection, choose your hockey stick or gear, select the size or variant if applicable, and click "Add to Cart." When you're ready, head to checkout and follow the prompts to complete your purchase.
How will I know if my order went through?

After you place an order, you’ll receive a confirmation email with your order number and details. If you don't see it, check your spam or promotions folder.
Can I modify or cancel my order after placing it?

Orders are processed quickly to ensure fast shipping. If you need to change or cancel your order, please email support@chirpsticks.com as soon as possible. We cannot guarantee changes once the order is in progress.
When will my order ship?

Orders usually ship within 1–2 business days. You’ll get a shipping confirmation email with tracking info once it’s on the way.
What if my package doesn’t arrive or is delayed?

Shipping carriers may experience delays beyond our control. If your order hasn’t arrived within the estimated timeframe, contact us at support@chirpsticks.com and we’ll help you investigate.
How can I track my order?

Once your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking number. Use it to monitor your delivery on the carrier’s website.

Certified Dust Hockey T-Shirt – Funny Adult Hockey Shirt for Players, Coaches, and Rink Rats