“Hotel Mini Stick Champion” Adult Tee

$26.00 USD

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Before you were blocking shots and crushing post-game beers—you were body-checking your buddies into a Holiday Inn ice machine. The “Hotel Mini Stick Champion” Tee from Lumber Hockey Club is a tribute to the OGs of hallway hockey. The carpet was your rink. The luggage was your boards. And the front desk? Your eternal enemy.

This shirt is for the ones who grew up traveling from motel to motel, turning every hallway into game seven and every plastic stick into a weapon of glory. Soft, lightweight, and built for nostalgia, this tee proves your peak athleticism may have happened somewhere between rooms 203 and 205.

Why it still dominates the hall:

Cotton/poly blend that’s smooth like a sock celly
Shoulder tape and side seams so it keeps its shape through memory lane
Ribbed collar built to last longer than that one hotel lamp
Lightweight and breathable—great for chasing kids through those same halls now
Ethically made for responsible adults who used to absolutely not be

Care instructions:

Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F)
Tumble dry low—like your buddy after a hallway hip-check
Non-chlorine bleach only
Medium iron if needed (but no hotel irons, they smell like sadness)

Do not dry clean—unless it’s for court

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Quantity

Specification

How to choose stick?

HAND: Right hand on top? Congrats, you’re a lefty. Welcome to the better side.

STICK FLEX: Our sticks have intentionally low flex values, making them whippy and fast!

BLADE CURVE We offer limited configurations on our sticks to make it as simple as possible.

P92: A strong mid-curve for balance and puck control.
P28: A more aggressive toe curve for max whippiness.

Warranty

At Chirp, we know lumber snaps, blades chip, and sometimes the local bender "borrows" your stick and forgets to return it. That’s why we’re proud to offer the Chirp Lumber Guarantee. Break it in your first shift or lose it in the parking lot three seasons from now—no worries. We’ll hook you up with one free replacement, no questions asked. None of that 30-day nonsense like the other guys. You play hard, we’ve got your back.

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Construction
Chirp sticks are packed with the latest carbon tech—light, lethal, and loud.
Affordability
Top-tier twigs, minus the sticker shock.
Max Whip
Our sticks have low flex and hybrid kick points for quick snaps and unreal control!

FAQ

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes! We offer free standard shipping on all U.S. orders over $300.
How do I place an order on ChirpSticks.com?

Simply browse our collection, choose your hockey stick or gear, select the size or variant if applicable, and click "Add to Cart." When you're ready, head to checkout and follow the prompts to complete your purchase.
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When will my order ship?

Orders usually ship within 1–2 business days. You’ll get a shipping confirmation email with tracking info once it’s on the way.
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“Hotel Mini Stick Champion” Adult Tee