“How’s My Flow?” Adult Tee

$26.00 USD

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Because when your helmet comes off, the real game begins. The “How’s My Flow?” tee from Lumber Hockey Club is for the beauty with the best lettuce on the team—and yeah, everyone knows it. Whether it’s flappin’ out the back of the bucket or blowin’ in the breeze during warmups, your hair’s got its own stat line.

Lightweight, soft, and built like a second layer of cocky confidence, this tee is perfect for the locker room, the post-game beer run, or just flexin’ that salad in public. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle. And if anyone’s got a problem with your mop? Tell ‘em to take a number… behind your conditioner.

Why it’s got top-shelf energy:

Soft cotton/poly blend that doesn’t fight your flow
Side seams and shoulder tape keep the fit crisp—even when the flow’s wild
Ribbed collar stands tall like your ego after a hat trick
Light, breathable, and 100% chirp-approved
Ethically made, so you can look good and do good—even if you don’t act like it

Care instructions:

Machine wash warm (max 40C / 105F)
Tumble dry low—just like your opponents' spirits
Don’t bleach unless you’re bleaching your tips
Medium iron if you must (we know you’re extra)

Don’t dry clean. This is hockey, not fashion week

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

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Specification

How to choose stick?

HAND: Right hand on top? Congrats, you’re a lefty. Welcome to the better side.

STICK FLEX: Our sticks have intentionally low flex values, making them whippy and fast!

BLADE CURVE We offer limited configurations on our sticks to make it as simple as possible.

P92: A strong mid-curve for balance and puck control.
P28: A more aggressive toe curve for max whippiness.

Warranty

At Chirp, we know lumber snaps, blades chip, and sometimes the local bender "borrows" your stick and forgets to return it. That’s why we’re proud to offer the Chirp Lumber Guarantee. Break it in your first shift or lose it in the parking lot three seasons from now—no worries. We’ll hook you up with one free replacement, no questions asked. None of that 30-day nonsense like the other guys. You play hard, we’ve got your back.

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Construction
Chirp sticks are packed with the latest carbon tech—light, lethal, and loud.
Affordability
Top-tier twigs, minus the sticker shock.
Max Whip
Our sticks have low flex and hybrid kick points for quick snaps and unreal control!

FAQ

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes! We offer free standard shipping on all U.S. orders over $300.
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Simply browse our collection, choose your hockey stick or gear, select the size or variant if applicable, and click "Add to Cart." When you're ready, head to checkout and follow the prompts to complete your purchase.
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When will my order ship?

Orders usually ship within 1–2 business days. You’ll get a shipping confirmation email with tracking info once it’s on the way.
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How can I track my order?

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“How’s My Flow?” Adult Tee