“Smell My Mitts” Adult Tee

$26.00 USD

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Not everyone throws hands. But for those who do, this shirt’s for you. The “Smell My Mitts” Tee from Lumber Hockey Club is a bold middle finger to etiquette and a proud nod to the barn brawlers, enforcers, and chaos agents who keep the game honest. It’s not a fashion statement—it’s a warning label.

Crafted from a soft-but-tough cotton-poly blend, this tee feels like your favorite hoodie’s been hitting the gym. It’s breathable, durable, and built to outlast beer league scraps, freezing barns, and that guy chirping from the bench who’s never backchecked a day in his life.

Why it punches above its weight:

Lightweight but battle-ready cotton/poly blend
Reinforced side seams and ribbed collar for durability during… altercations
Shoulder tape for that stay-in-place toughness
Clean fit, soft feel—until you start swinging
Fair Labor Association certified, because we hit hard, not dirty

Care instructions:

Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F)
Tumble dry low (like your opponent after that left hook)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Medium iron if you care—no judgment
Do not dry clean (this shirt’s already got enough fights to pick)

Quantity

Specification

How to choose stick?

HAND: Right hand on top? Congrats, you’re a lefty. Welcome to the better side.

STICK FLEX: Our sticks have intentionally low flex values, making them whippy and fast!

BLADE CURVE We offer limited configurations on our sticks to make it as simple as possible.

P92: A strong mid-curve for balance and puck control.
P28: A more aggressive toe curve for max whippiness.

Warranty

At Chirp, we know lumber snaps, blades chip, and sometimes the local bender "borrows" your stick and forgets to return it. That’s why we’re proud to offer the Chirp Lumber Guarantee. Break it in your first shift or lose it in the parking lot three seasons from now—no worries. We’ll hook you up with one free replacement, no questions asked. None of that 30-day nonsense like the other guys. You play hard, we’ve got your back.

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Construction
Chirp sticks are packed with the latest carbon tech—light, lethal, and loud.
Affordability
Top-tier twigs, minus the sticker shock.
Max Whip
Our sticks have low flex and hybrid kick points for quick snaps and unreal control!

FAQ

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes! We offer free standard shipping on all U.S. orders over $300.
How do I place an order on ChirpSticks.com?

Simply browse our collection, choose your hockey stick or gear, select the size or variant if applicable, and click "Add to Cart." When you're ready, head to checkout and follow the prompts to complete your purchase.
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Can I modify or cancel my order after placing it?

Orders are processed quickly to ensure fast shipping. If you need to change or cancel your order, please email support@chirpsticks.com as soon as possible. We cannot guarantee changes once the order is in progress.
When will my order ship?

Orders usually ship within 1–2 business days. You’ll get a shipping confirmation email with tracking info once it’s on the way.
What if my package doesn’t arrive or is delayed?

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How can I track my order?

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“Smell My Mitts” Adult Tee